Wicked little sklitcher

He proceeds to skitch and he sklitches
and nobody knows where he sklitched
He's a wicked little critter with a sklitchy bar
and he lays a patch on the tar

He shoots the puck to Bobby Orr
He shoots he scores wicked little sklitcher
and Hamelsklitch is used and abused
He's a wicked little sklitcher with a sissy bar
and he lays a patch on the tar

-HF-